Mashing Softies Edit Meaning

1. when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too. Omg ..

1. when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off after i ate three orders of spicy ..

1. when two guys are having sex, they scissor with their legs. often used as insult scissoring. christian refers to henry as stick man lem..