Mashing Softies Edit Meaning

1. Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you..

1. A jealousy Tan; someone who is so blatantly jealous of you that their jealousy shines bright enough to give you a tan. Rachael is so bl..

1. Smoking while simultaneously riding a bicycle. After a long day of smiking my lungs were ready to collapse, and my mind was soaring. S..