Mashing Softies Edit Meaning

1. to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies. i gotta go ..

1. A Kungle is a person who only wears throwdown shirts and spikes their hair up with gel. Kungles are pretty much pussies who think they&a..

1. A person who gets caught checking out his neighbor sun tanning; gets caught telling his friend that his mom is a MILF; gets caught mastu..