What is Masking Cough?
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The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
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w.u.g.w.m stands for will you go with me?
a popular abbreviation in the armagh area(northern ireland)
'going with someone' i..