What is Masking Cough?
1.
The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
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1.
to have a closed-door meeting with someone;
origin: a door held open with a brick that is kicked away for privacy
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