Masking Cough

What is Masking Cough?

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The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.

Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad

See fart, camo, camoflauge, break wind, gas
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