What is Massapequa Park?
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Massapequa Park is a town created out of the boundaries of
Massapequa Park, contrary to popular belief, is not only on the north side of Sunrise & the Long Island Rail Road. Massapequa Park's boundaries are way too confusing for the average Massapequan Wigger or Slut, thus they stereotype the "Poor Side" of Massapequa as the north side of Sunrise. But in reality, there is some Massapequa in the middle of Park somewhere, then park kind of wraps around it in a nice pig-in-a-blanket-like way. The elementary schools of Birch Lane, East Lake, and McKenna are all a part of Massapequa Park. Birch Lane, though, is about 3 miles from the other two schools, and may even have some bits of Massapequa placed sporadically in it.
Massapequa Park is also known for having duplicate street names, such as "Ocean Ave,", "Massapequa Ave," and "New York Ave." The street names here are also very unoriginal as you can see, mostly taking the names of trees, presidents, and states and their capitals.
Massapequa Park is known for its HUGE Asian population of 10. This is the highest Asian to White ratio in the entire 15 mile area.
What is true, though, is that if you live on the water in the south side of Massapequa, then you are probably rich, smoke weed like your brothers in the northern half, but you are probably a Jew, and the people on the north side are not. These people will be killed first in the Second Holocaust, but we can talk about that later.
The average female in Massapequa Park regularly uses fake tanner, and many White people's skin tones have turned into an orange or tangerine color. These people are signaled out from society and made fun of perfusely by local smart alecs.
Like other entries of Massapequa Park, the origins of Massapequa Park are either Israel, Italy or Ireland. But what they failed to mention that there is also a very high German population in Massapequa Park. Many of these people of German ancestry share their lack of respect for the Jewish faith (The Italians often join the Germans in jeering and poking fun at Jews) but what they are unaware of is that these Jews might become their boss one day.
Not to be forgotten, all people from the Park share a common racist gene in them.
Massapequans and Massapequans of the Park also migrate to the Sunrise Mall on a regular basis, even though they rarely buy anything because all the stores suck. Sadly, the Amityvillians also migrate to the Sunrise Mall and now it reeks of the stentch of crime, murder, rape and gangster. But the mall is being purged of its evil origins by the great man Westfield who has bought the mall from its previous owners, and now is making an all White Supremacy out of the mall. Hopefully, the driving out of Wallmart will mark as a decisive victory for the Whites.
Typical Massapequa Park Stereotypes Include:
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Billy: Hey, see that guy with the yamaca driving a BMW?
Jane: Yes I do, Billy. He must be from Massapequa Park!
Or the opposite.
Jane: Oh no, THE MEXICANS ARE STARING AT ME!
Billy: You are obv from the Park.
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Section of Massapequa just North of the LIRR tracks where the poor kids come from. Hailing from East Lake, McKenna and Lockhart, this group likes to have fun and vandalize things. Unlike the pussies South of the LIRR, they have no yacht, BMW or $300 Coach bag. Nor can they afford the expensive wigger clothes and barely there slut jeans. Instead, these kids on the "Ghetto Side of Sunrise" hang out at East Lake, playing hand ball and smoking pot. They also make due by "chillin" in the highly popular town, which offers nothing more than a good eggroll and Subway cookie. That, or the Sunrise mall, which for many, is in walking distance. Here, the kids steal everything you see them wearing, though they still look like crap. Shows you how great the stores are.
Many of the kids wish they were black, but unfortunatly, their parents hail from places such as Italy, Ireland and Jeruselum, as seen by the great amout of Jews in this area. What an experience it will be when they finally leave this town and realize that everyone thinks they are cocky bastards who suck at football.
Give them a chance anyway. They'll be your friend... as long as you buy them lunch.
Don't touch that poor girl. She's from Massapequa Park.
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Bring the boy some food; he hasn't eaten in days. Could be because he's from the Park.
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Section of Massapequa just North of the LIRR tracks where the poor kids come from. Hailing from East Lake, McKenna and Lockhart, this group likes to have fun and vandalize things. Unlike the pussies South of the LIRR, they have no yacht, BMW or $300 Coach bag. Nor can they afford the expensive wigger clothes and barely there slut jeans. Instead, these kids on the "Ghetto Side of Sunrise" hang out at East Lake, playing hand ball and smoking pot. They also make due by "chillin" in the highly popular "town", which offers nothing more than a good eggroll and Subway cookie. That, or the Sunrise mall, which for many, is in walking distance. Here, the kids steal everything you see them wearing, though they still look like crap. Shows you how great the stores are.
Many of the kids wish they were black, but unfortunatly, their parents hail from places such as Italy, Ireland and Jeruselum, as seen by the great amout of Jews in this area. What an experience it will be when they finally leave this town and realize that everyone thinks they are cocky bastards who suck at football.
Give them a chance anyway. They'll be your friend... as long as you buy them lunch.
Don't touch that poor girl. She's from Massapequa Park.
Bring the boy some food; he hasn't eaten in days. Could be because he's from the Park.
