What is Massel?
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A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
Stop being such a Massel.
Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.
Masseltov.
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1.) Also known as a "Hook Kick".
2.) To kick someone with the instep of one's foot rather than the ball of the foot (AK..
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A gesture usually exibited by male Homo Sapiens, it involves reaching for ones nuts and yelling something idiotic.
Wow, Tom Cruise just..
