What is Mastabatory System?
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The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
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A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard..
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standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.
The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet...