What is Mastabatory System?
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The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
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similar to oral sex, only using the nostrils instead of the mouth.
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literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my A..