What is Mastabatory System?
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The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
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A particularly disgusting shlong; i.e. a shaft with discoloration, sores, etc. possibly from an STD
Susan: Hey did you hook up with Dan..
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A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Ol..
