Mastabatory System

What is Mastabatory System?


1.

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

See masturbation, system, arm, genitals, body


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