What is Mastabatory System?
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The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
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The act of making a hooker appear or disappear, as if through magic.
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when something happens in real life and you think for a instant that you'll just back it up and watch it again.
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One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.
Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!
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