What is Mastabatory System?
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The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
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An agreeable response to an obviously stated fact.
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A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, ..
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A hockey fighting taught by Jules Winnfield that involves beating another player after pulling his jersey over his head.
Oh shit, Brash..