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A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.
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The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
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(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.
(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for ..