What is Masterbatious?
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An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.
Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.
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2.
to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day
My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious
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