Masterbout

What is Masterbout?


1.

to think about someone during the act of masterbation; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, sexually unattainable

"I need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on."

"Yeah, I've been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, I can't help it."

See masterbate, pervert, pipe dream, ponder, sexual


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