What is Mastercard?
1.
sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.
At soccer practice, Matt gave Dave a MasterCard and we all got punished
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2.
"Priceless", as in the commercials for
Girl 1: Did you see that girl's face?
Girl 2: That was sooo mastercard!!
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3.
The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.
Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!
Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!
Daughter: yay!
4.
If something is Mastercard it is priceless. Can be an incident or moment. Can be replaced as a "kodak moment".
When someone falls flat on their butt in mud, instead of saying it is priceless, you say its MASTERCARD!
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