Mastie

What is Mastie?

Noun. The act of male masturbation; a jerk-off. Generally used within the phrase "have a mastie" or "having a mastie"

After he realized that he wasn't going to get laid that night, he decided to have a mastie and go to sleep.

See masturbate, jerk off, jerk-off, masturbation

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