What is Masturbatorial Buttnugget?


1.

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor

Keith: Oh man! You smell that?

John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!

Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!

John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!

Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!

John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!

Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers

John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.

Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

See shit, butt, masturbation, turd, fart


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