Masturbatrice

What is Masturbatrice?


1.

n. A female who masturbates.

(An important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart "masturbator" is redundant given ALL men either masturbate or masturbate and then lie about it.)

Bro 1: My girlfriend is insatiable dude. I must have walked in on her with her vibrator at least a half a dozen times.

Bro 2: That's pretty fresh man. All the girls I've dated have been so uptight about getting off. Not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.

Bro 1: You need to expand your horizons. A woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. You need a sex-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.

See masturbator, masturbation, rubbing, stroking


66

Random Words:

1. Audio player that sucks and tries to define new "standards" such as writing ID3v2 tags to all supported audio formats, even th..
1. To do something obscene or kinky that isnt able to be said delicately. "You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor" ..
1. FREE VEGAN CIRCUS like ahhhh when the animals are let out of there cages never to return. FVC FOR MY LOVE See fvc, vegan, circus, lov..