Masturbatrice

What is Masturbatrice?


1.

n. A female who masturbates.

(An important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart "masturbator" is redundant given ALL men either masturbate or masturbate and then lie about it.)

Bro 1: My girlfriend is insatiable dude. I must have walked in on her with her vibrator at least a half a dozen times.

Bro 2: That's pretty fresh man. All the girls I've dated have been so uptight about getting off. Not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.

Bro 1: You need to expand your horizons. A woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. You need a sex-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.

See masturbator, masturbation, rubbing, stroking


66

Random Words:

1. Verb. To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with smal..
1. a mexican term for a god awful smell from a mixture of fundio (smelly ass hole)- and coochie. Jesus Christ that Jehovah witness guy sme..
1. to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company ..