Masturbatrice

What is Masturbatrice?


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n. A female who masturbates.

(An important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart "masturbator" is redundant given ALL men either masturbate or masturbate and then lie about it.)

Bro 1: My girlfriend is insatiable dude. I must have walked in on her with her vibrator at least a half a dozen times.

Bro 2: That's pretty fresh man. All the girls I've dated have been so uptight about getting off. Not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.

Bro 1: You need to expand your horizons. A woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. You need a sex-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.

See masturbator, masturbation, rubbing, stroking


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