What is Masturbocalypse?
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When the entire world spontaneously begins masturbating non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition.
After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.
If the naked Anna Kournikova emails had been real, it could very well have kicked off the masturbocalypse.
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