Masturdriving

What is Masturdriving?


1.

To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.

Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.

Bill: What happened?

Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.

Bill: Ah shit..

See road dome, jerking it, masturbating, hummer, handjob


7

Random Words:

1. a word common among ancient greeks and has shown an appearance in egyptian mythology.It means one of great power, or ruler on in some co..
1. The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female. 1)What girl says:I don't want to go out wi..
1. Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered a..