What is Masturdriving?
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To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.
Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..
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1. Adj. - When the "LOL" effect is/will be/was automatic, or immediate.
2. Adj. - Very Lolz
3. Adverb - Lolz-o-matically - w..
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totally fucking awesome
last night me and a friend got shitfaced off of a jug of cheap wine. it was totes fawes.
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