What is Masturdriving?
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To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.
Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..
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The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute.
Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back...
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Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner..
