Masturdriving

What is Masturdriving?


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To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.

Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.

Bill: What happened?

Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.

Bill: Ah shit..

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