What is Masturdriving?
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To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.
Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..
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Hors d'oeuvres that taste so horrible that they could be made with horse meat.
I'd stay away from that table - it's full..
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similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
Betty is a real dou..
