What is Mastur-piece?
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a work of art that mimics that of a "masterpiece," in other words, a work that is grandiloquent, deals with deep issues about time and space but is, fundamentally, just an elaborate exercise in self-involvement a la the great "handshake good night."
"While I think it rocks, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is really just a mastur-piece."
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An old english ritual, usually after a night on the piss, the said drunks go out (after a kebab) and find random Packie's on the st..