Matlane

What is Matlane?

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A person that is born with an extreme needle dick, and does not brush there teeth, it is worse than nerdslice desease, happens to people that are extremely goonishand tall.

guy 1: I really hope my baby won't suffer from matlane,

guy 2: I wouldn't get your hopes up, I hear its going around all over.

guy 3: hold on in gonna go pull an eggs benedict with matt

See eggs benedict, matt, lane, nerdslice, nick
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