What is Matlane?
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A person that is born with an extreme needle dick, and does not brush there teeth, it is worse than
guy 1: I really hope my baby won't suffer from matlane,
guy 2: I wouldn't get your hopes up, I hear its going around all over.
guy 3: hold on in gonna go pull an eggs benedict with matt
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A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purcha..
