What is Matress?
1.
The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
I slept on The Matress last night.
2.
Something my brother soils each and every night.
Ahh.
Random Words:
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One who puts out for Tempeh.
That vegan whore was all over my veggie wiener.
See vegan, whore, vegetarian, slut, veggie..
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'church'
I still have to go to the lean and lurch with my parents...
See lean, and, lurch, church,..
