Matress

What is Matress?


1.

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.

That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.

Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

2.

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.


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