Matrixize

What is Matrixize?

To use light kung fu moves on your girlfriend in the style of NEO in the movie The Matrix

She came at me flailing, but I matrixized her real quick.

Mahoning

1. The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness. You pulled a mahoning. Leaving index cards with kind..

Schmimmer

1. To mess around with. dude, the hookah smoke isnt getting thick. Go schmimmer with the coal. See mess, fuck, fuck with, hookah, smoke, ..

Xpee

1. The experience you have at aiming your pee. Harold has so much xpee he glued his toilet seat down. Dude, you have like level one xpee...

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