What is Matscotism?
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A rare and unfortunate disease with many unfortunate symptoms, the main ones being;
-Cumpulsive drawing of psuedo-pokemon
-Compulsive writing of novels concerning psuedo-pokemon
-Loss of all social skills
-Development of an unfortunate accent (Usualy some for of demented Australian)
-Becoming completley abbhorent to members of the female gender
-Rabbit impressions (Apparently)
"I suffer from matscotism: They're nawt pokemon, they're beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: It's nawt a book abawt pokemon, it's a book abawt beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: Yew English think yer the bist et everything!"
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