Matson

What is Matson?

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

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Zoee

1. That girl that humps people at parties. but you love her anyways. me: I love that zoee girl kid: did she just hump you? me: yes. See..

Schmeeckle

1. The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch. After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker! S..

W.p.d.w.

1. Acronym meaning “Waldorf-ian Panty Dropping Whore”. A reference to the large number of sluts in Waldorf, Maryland. Stay away from that..

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