Matson

What is Matson?

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

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Obliviated

1. Combination of olbiterate and oblivious. Used to describe an intense state of intoxication. Jack was obliviated when he drank 25 beers ..

Douchefaggot

1. An extremely dumb or possibly mentally retarded person. This person is so disliked, that you can beat the living shit out of this person..

Eliteguru

1. The greatest and elitest that ever lived. He is an eliteguru. He knows his way around the internet, and he is one of the best in online..

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