Matson

What is Matson?

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

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Box Hole Duty

1. A military punishment where the punished must dig a hole in the ground large enough to stand in, and then must guard the hole by standin..

The Taxi-cab Confession

1. When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will noti..

Creamy White Explosion

1. A hit song that became a world wide exclusive late 2007 by Ilia Hasselhoff, a suprise hit by the up and coming Russian rapper from NY A..

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