Matson

What is Matson?

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

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D.p.

1. a.When you stand right next to someone sitting down, and you have one bookbag strap around your shoulder, and your croch is basically ri..

Japan Four

1. A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area. "Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom..

Jobromance

1. a romance with the jonas brothers. a combonation of the words jobro and romance. catherine- i have an official jobromance after listen..

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