Matt Damon

What is Matt Damon?


1.

Someone who always has to be THE MAN in a movie. Usually supernaturally smart.

(except in Team America LOL)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right. It's about time Matt Damon looked like an ugly dumbass on the big screen

2.

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

3.

N. An actor from Massachusetts who attended Harvard University and wrote the screenplay of the movie in which he gained his fame. He has won 2 Academy Awards and 2 Golden Globes and the screenplay he wrote received "Best Original Screenplay". He also happens to be gorgeous.

1. Oh my gosh look at that guy, he's so fine he reminds me of Matt Damon.

2. Well Ben's a good actor but he sure isn't Matt Damon

4.

A gorgeous and awesome actor, famous for being best friends with Ben Affleck and winning an Oscar for writing "Good Will Hunting".

When Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have sex, Matt Damon is always on top cuz he's the coolest.

5.

When you get a sweet headshot in the game Call of Duty 4.

Damn dude, you just got Matt Damon'ed!

See matt, damon, headshot, call, of, duty, 4

6.

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"

student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

See god dammit, brad pitt, dammit, shit, damon

7.

one of the best actors in hollywood. he is one of the few that actually chooses only good roles, not crappy ones unlike his untalented best friend, ben affleck.

matt damon is a better actor than ben affleck.


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