Matt K.

What is Matt K.?


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The coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching Blood Diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. Apparently, is an "eternal sex god" who also gets involved in various other ahem "activities."

I met this kid named Matt K., he worked with me. He was pretty much the coolest guy ever.

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