What is Mattawan?
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a pimped out town (i wouldnt say suburb)a couple minutes away from Kalamazoo and Western Michigan Campus. alot of the kids are duesch bags like Jerry Hagenbuch and Zach Loup, but other than that you just blow shit up with drano bombs and have fireworks wars. and the middle school wrestling coach is a duesch!
Lets goto Mattawan, becuase theres nothing to do or we could goto the Kalamazoo 10?
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when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.
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Used to be funny generally and break awkward silences by referencing the British TV advert about the posh drink Pimms.
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