Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Lazynutz

1. To have swollen and saggy balls hanging below the end of your penis. This phenomenon is more common after a hot shower, sauna, or sittin..

Liqued Up

1. ("licked up") to get drunk, wasted, shitfaced, etc... specifically off of cheap hard liquor and in record time. "we&apo..

Nordic Water

1. Sperm from an Aryan skinhead Horny, he shoved his three foot cock up her ass and instantly began spewing his Nordic water. See nigger,..

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