Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Bran Muffin Roulette

1. Having anal sex with an elderly person I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma. See ..

Beamers

1. When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a..

Traveling Pants

1. you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're t..

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