Matting

What is Matting?


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an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'


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Random Words:

1. Two men (usually bros) who are inseparable. Derived from Siamese Twins (now politically correctly referred to as conjoined twins, BORING..
1. when the plasma on your computer screen returns to normal. "murphie, murphie!! its ok, it reconvinulates." See returns, cons..
1. A person who is very ugly faced. Eww, look at that guy, he is such a ming-face! He looks like he has been hit with a shovel. See minge..