Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Hip Albatross

1. A song about Zombies, by the Gorillaz. It is sung by 2D and includes pieces from "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead...

Poop Duty

1. When someone gives you a task that is ultimately poop. Also known as poop work. I have so many proposals due everyday. When I walk thr..

Lawn Mower

1. When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower. You shoul..

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