Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Fauxberry

1. A fake, barely identifiable fruity taste associated with many popular softdrinks. It's a not quite grape, not quite raspberry taste..

Shumming

1. The act of shitting out cum explosively. My girl was shumming all night. It was like an ass cannon. See sex, shit, cum, ass, cannon..

Utdid

1. An acronym which beccamust never discover the meaning of. I '£!!' '*£$%' '+**' utdid!!! See youknowwho ..

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