Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Omer Joke

1. An Omer joke is basically a joke you say that Omer Mobashir would say. Also known as to be a really stupid, gay, unfunny joke which no o..

Lonza

1. to have sexual relations with 5 bucks says I can Lonza the girl across the room tonight. See fuck, have sex, jimmy, finagle, bang..

Logjogging

1. Jogging with a turd in your pants. Man I got the worst bum chaffing from going logjogging...

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