Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Spontaneous Retaliation

1. when you get back at someone for petty annoyances. huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spo..

Cricket Bat

1. n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying ..

Zonk

1. Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissin..

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