Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Funbolt

1. A stricking, blue lightning bolt, which specifically seaks out the tight anus of a "wet-blanket","up-tight", or seve..

Brotheren

1. n. Aftermath of someone who has been bro raped (see bro rape), and the new nickname for the center of the group. Alex: shit, fucked Hil..

Angry Fat Man

1. A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and..

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