Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Iron Your Face

1. The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier..

Dousche Box

1. (adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to ..

Tube Top

1. a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer "That bitch is such a fucking tube top" See boner, douch bag, bore, hard-o..

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