Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Hwhy

1. emphasis on the pronunciation of the 'h' before the 'w' (huwhy?) usually used by steriotypical or higher class Brit..

Parentoia

1. a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching...

Meat Torpedo

1. The male genitalia. Think about it. My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo. S..

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