Matting

What is Matting?

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

Movie Theater

1. When your walking down an isle in a movie theater and a fat guy shoves a dildo up your ass while your trying to get by him. -aww damnit..

Fatphil

1. A tiny white penis, a comment of sarcasm towards unfortunately small male genitals *laughs.....look at that fatphil 2. kng wolfenstie..

Kackflap

1. The act of shimmying one's hips so as to cause the penis to bounce back and forth off of the left and right hip bones. How funny w..

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