What is Mattituck?
1.
Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.
"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"
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a pretty small town on long island where most of the kids either smoke pot, play soccer, ride dirt bikes, spend time at the beach, and get ice cream. best thing is the strawberry festival because nothing else exciting happens. AT ALL!!!
(a typical convo between two kids from mattituck)
kid #1: hey wanna go get ice cream?
kid #2: nah, lets just go smoke some pot instead!!
kid #1: ok, yeh!!!!
kid #2: after that, lets go to the strawberry festival even though we went friday and saturday already!!
kid #1: yo im not buying another bracelet
kid #2: use the one from yesterday and we can hop the fence!!!
kid #1: ok!
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