Mattress Move

What is Mattress Move?


1.

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.

MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."

MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."

See snoring, mattress, partner, gentle, sleep


26

Random Words:

1. A terrorist organization in the first Time Crisis Playstation One game. "The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris..
1. the act of mooning and spread your ass cheeks while having a turd peaking out of your ass. Dillan gave me the dreaded yucky alien last ..
1. a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they se..