What is Mattress Move?
1.
A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.
MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."
See
Random Words:
1.
1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief
If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes
CRAP ON ..
1.
A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.
All of those people who bought those ..
1.
"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease..
