Mattress Move

What is Mattress Move?


1.

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.

MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."

MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."

See snoring, mattress, partner, gentle, sleep


26

Random Words:

1. The act of combining words to form new words that seem to combine to of the definitions. fucktard is an example of Alphabetic Mathemati..
1. n. 1. white, hairy, saggy legs associated with men. 2. the ultimate turn off 3. probably the reason why girls decide to date other girls..
1. The Great one, Mr. unstoppable, or big dick it does not matter wa u call him. Most envy him, some like him, all knows he is a beast.One ..
Book Banner