Mattress Move

What is Mattress Move?


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A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.

MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."

MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."

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