Mattress Surfing

What is Mattress Surfing?

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.

"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."

"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."

"But Paw!"

"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."

See mattress, surfing, futon, elmer, rope

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