Mattress Surfing

What is Mattress Surfing?

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.

"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."

"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."

"But Paw!"

"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."

See mattress, surfing, futon, elmer, rope

Blimes

1. an exclamation to convey mild surprise - derived from ye olde english term 'blimey' 'my grandmother just fell down a wel..

Shartarrhea

1. The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue tr..

Zac-hutch

1. another word for someone or something who is a fucking retard and an asshole. also, one who is retarded and dosnt not know how to talk t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mattress Surfing Edit Meaning