What is Mattress Surfing?
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The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.
"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
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A pus that is absolutely, positively, DISEASE FREE; clean enough to eat, and naturally delicious.
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A sexy, beautiful, smart girl
that gets some when she wants some
and DGAF's it all the time
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