What is Mattress Talk?
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Just like pillow talk except when you kick the pillows off in the throws of passion and there arent any pillows to lay your head. So, pillow talk therefore becomes mattress talk.
Girl: talking about her issues
Guy: moving in for round 2, 3, and 4 while announcing it, hence the "mattress talk"
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