Mau

What is Mau?


1.

Verb.

to consume with great vigor

past tense (maued"

dude, you maued that winkie

2.

a card game where the object is to get rid of all your cards first. however, you get cards for talking or not saying the right rules. it can be very confusing for someone who has never played before. when you start playing with someone new, you do not tell them the rules. they have to figure out them as they go along. it can get frustrating

dude how do you play this 'mau' game

talking (gives card)

this is lame

talking (gives card)

...

point of order, just try and figure it out ok? end point of order

See cards

3.

A term of endearment or comfort,if said numerous times,mainly used by cute girls, to bunny rabbits, teddy bears and men they think are wuvable.

"Aw, you hurt yourself, mau mau mau"

"Hello Honey,"

"Mau Mau Mau"

See ophelia

4.

One of the better card games on the planet. There are literally MILLIONS of variations. One variation believes it is against the rules to speak about the rules.

Dude, wanna play some Mau?

Heck ya, Mau rocks!

5.

A country in Northern Africa bordering on Algeria, Niger, Mauritania and Guinea. The capital city is Bamako.

I'm going to Mau for my holiday, I'll need my Malaria injections.

See africa, algeria, niger, guinea

6.

An Egyptian word meaning "cat" (also my nickname)

The Egyptian Mau is a very graceful breed of cat

See mau, egyptian, cat, nickname, graceful

7.

An adorable little man of spherical stature, inquisitive countenance, and shiny cyan feathers; possesses the ability to speak, although limited to the language Mau; lacks arms, yet has stocky little legs, fat feet, and a tail

Admirer: Wow, Mau, you are absolutely adorable.

Mau: Mau, mau mau maumau mau!

See cute, adorable, duck, cyan, mao


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