Maui Cruiser

What is Maui Cruiser?


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Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.

1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.

2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!


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