Maurytard Edit Meaning

1.

A mindless fool who thinks that the "Maury" show is:

-- real, and they can't enough of it

or

-- a little fake, but they still can't get enough of it

or

-- completely fabricated, but they pretend not to notice because it's "great entertainment"

or

-- a source of hope for their own pathetic lives ("Well, at least I'm better off than THOSE losers.") Yeah, right.

Maurytards include the guests, the studio audience, and people viewing at home. (Sometimes it is a toss-up as to which of these three groups is the most retarded. In reality, it is probably a three-way tie).

Maurytards are the illegitimate cousins of Jerrytards.

Maurytards are often content with a steady diet of paternity testing (see: mass confusion) and polygraph exams, but are also treated to a wide variety of absurd topics by the show’s producers. This, of course, puts pressure on the producers to be more outrageous than the day before.

(“Today’s show features male lesbians addicted to Cheez Whiz. And don’t miss tomorrow, when we interview a gay, Muslim, amputee who wants to marry his mother.”)

Fortunately, even depravity is finite. Once people debase themselves on Maury’s stage by: raping every animal that can be raped, consuming urine and feces, ritually sacrificing a baby, and killing and eating a random Maurytard from the audience, the show will then have no new level to sink to.

In the mean time, this show is a complete embarrassment to New York City, self-respecting Jews, America, and humanity at large. If you don’t think that it is embarrassing, then you’re utterly clueless.

When Islamofascistsscorn America for its “decadence” you can bet that this show is in their top ten examples of why we must be exterminated.

After all, since so much of the Muslim rabble is functionally illiterate, and can be easily deceived by fauxtographyand one-sided reporting, what must they think while watching this retard picnic? A few Danish cartoons set the world on fire; what would happen if a Maurytard "insulted" Islam? Hopefully we'll never know.

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Related Maury Povich/Maury definitions (from Zachary Peterson and Akoua-san respectively):

1). Host of the "Maury" daytime talk show series. Show usually contains corny subjects such as:

1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"

2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"

3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."

4. "Man or Woman"

5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"

Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.

Maury Povich is married to embarrassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.

2). The most brain-damaging show on the planet.

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These descriptions are hard to dispute since the empirical evidence is so abundant. Nice job Maury, you’re an unwitting recruiter for splodydopes everywhere.

"Do you need to get a real job?

Do you need to get a life?

Do you have WAY too much time on your hands?

If so, you can be a Maurytard. If you are a sufficiently disgusting individual (or at least are willing to PRETEND to be) then you could be a guest on our show. Check out Maury's website. This is your chance to be famous!

Otherwise, if you are just a no-class bum with similar traits, Maury invites you to be a member of our audience. Log on today!"

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