Maxim

What is Maxim?


1.

The soft-porn magazine my brother has.

He got it for his birthday from one of my cousins.

2.

a succinet formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct

the maxim was very powerful and everyone believed it.

See general, fundamental

3.

A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.

OMG! Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of Maxim! We can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!

See Pecker

4.

An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.

After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.

See maxim, magazine, celebs, celebrities, sexy, porn, lad mag

5.

Stud Muffin, Muffin Top, Pumpkin, Muscle Man, Giver and Receiver of Love Badges

He's Maxim, enough said.

See hot, hotness, hotter, muffin

6.

1. Pornographic Magazine

2. Pimpin male, Player

3. Enlarge

1. Maxim Magazine, Sexay Ladays

2. Me, biz nizzle

3. The poor fuckers with small dicks Fo Sho

7.

The star of the webcomic, A Modest Destiny.

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