Maxwell

What is Maxwell?


1.

maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out...its a lost cause.

maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...

maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved

but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even

and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?

even in the wee hours of the am maxwell made the fact that an all-nighter was inevitable, bearable... and in fact okay.

See interesting, tease, joking, grumpy

2.

Coming from "Max" and "well" these two words add up to be maxwell meaning ultimate feelgood.

dude you are so maxwell!

See well, max, maxwell, feel, good

3.

The hottest most sensitive guy any girl (or guy) could ever dream of but many non-girl/guys do dream of him.

Even though that guy is so hot he doesn't even come close to touching maxwell but he has tried.

4.

Originally a surname meaning "stream of Maccus" from the Old English name Maccus combined with wella "stream". A famous bearer of the surname was James Maxwell, a Scottish physicist who studied gases and electromagnetism.

also it was used on one of the beatles songs 'maxwell silver hammer'

maxwell is so cool he is such a bright spark

See max, maxwell, beatles, hello

5.

The unfortunate formation of "max" and "well" ultimately meaning "extreme faggot."

You see the guy over there wearing those skinny jeans? He's such a Maxwell.

You never did that before you Maxwell.

I sense a Maxwell everyone run.

DOTOR: Sorry to tell you this but you in the third most deadly and incurable stage of Maxwellness. You are expected to remain straight for 2 more hours then all hope will be lost for you.

See maxwell, cool, faggot, extreme

6.

A cute little Jew who looks like he is 10. Has played in a show called Hell's Kitchen, where he played as a gay loser who pisses off the actors. Many Maxwells tend to light up a certain red when they are embarrassed, and their cheeks become as red as "my jacket." Maxwells are also perverts who like to jack off consistently, such as inappropriate times like during class, and during lacrosse practice.

Ryan: Dude i think that guy jacking off in the corner is maxwell.

Auhbon: oh yeah it probably is, because max always jacks off at random times. God dam that kid max is just sooo horny.

See gay, fag, brain

7.

Cocky, egotistical, Shmuck, Self-Centered, Arrogant, JAPy, womanizer, spoiled, rude, mean, someone who puts others down just to make themselves feel better.

That boy over there is so Maxwell!

See obnoxious, hated, annoying, wannabes


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