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1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) D..
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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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When a man with a huge penis is fucking a girl with a small vagina, the girl says to only put half in. The man then slams the whole lot ..