Mayonaise Pistol

What is Mayonaise Pistol?


1.

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

See love mayonaise, cum, load


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