What is Mayonaise Pistol?
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Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.
Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.
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Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.
"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
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This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..