Mercy Flush

What is Mercy Flush?


1.

Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap

-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.

Man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!

2.

The extra flush that comes between wiping and dumping, used when the shit is unusually large to prevent a plug of soggy TP and feces forming in the pipes.

"Shit guys, I took the biggest crap yesterday, I had to mercy flush so the toilet wouldn't plug!"

See mercy, dump, shit, poo, feces, crap, toilet, plug

3.

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.

Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a

Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*

See mercy, flush, turd, shit, shiting, poop, pooping, toilet, crap, smell, stinky, bad

4.

When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'

Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.

See Dory

5.

When Gary's shit smells so bad that he should flush the toilet before the turd even came out.


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