Mayonnaise Shuffle

What is Mayonnaise Shuffle?

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

See jack, masturbate, semen, spooge, smack, slap

John Waynes Saddle Bags

1. piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)..

Captain Random

1. The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit. Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled..

[crackers]

1. Term for any police officer.No matter what the race I hate those pussy crackers See crackers, krakers, saltines, lance, ritz..

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