Mayonnaise Shuffle

What is Mayonnaise Shuffle?

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

See jack, masturbate, semen, spooge, smack, slap

Eatass

1. 1. Arrogant; pompous. 2. Flaky; unreliable or a liar. 1. Someone who likes to talk themselves up, in an unsuccessful attempt to make t..

Bj Mendes

1. It´s when you give a classmate a blow job during class. OMG, that girl gave me the best BJ Mendes during computer class. See bj, mende..

-_\

1. An emoticon for an emo kid. You are so emo. (-_\) See emo, emo boy, emo girl, emoticon, emotions, icons, smileys 2. Emo ASCII symbol..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mayonnaise Shuffle Edit Meaning