Mayonnaise Shuffle

What is Mayonnaise Shuffle?

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

See jack, masturbate, semen, spooge, smack, slap

Zip 'n Sip

1. A quickie blow job. First you zip, and then you sip. We didn't have much time, so we had a Zip 'n Sip. Holla. See blow job..

Jamjar

1. old london slang for car Bob: "im going for a Gypsies kiss" Jim: "meet me in the jamjar" See car, vehicle..

W00t

1. An expression of joy and excitement. I just got an A on my test. w00t! 2. w00t was originally an acronym for "we owned other te..

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