Mayonnaise Shuffle

What is Mayonnaise Shuffle?

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

See jack, masturbate, semen, spooge, smack, slap

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