Mayonnaise Shuffle

What is Mayonnaise Shuffle?

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

See jack, masturbate, semen, spooge, smack, slap

Outernet

1. External reality, unlike the Internetwhich is the internal reality. I've spent too much time on the Internet, i need to get a life..

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1. The inability to attract women. Reverse game. Dude, I have emag. Girls see me, and they love me. Then they talk to me, and they HATE me..

Twat Fish

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