Meat Balloon

What is Meat Balloon?


1.

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

See boner, hard-on, stiffy, chubby, etc.

2.

Refers to the theoretical act of reaching into a woman vagina with your hand, clamping her cervix, and pulling the vagina inside out causing what looks similar to a balloon.

Did you hear that one chick who got a meat balloon? Yeah, she never got it all to go back in.

See vagina, fisting, pink sock, cervix, balloon

3.

Refers to the theoretical act of reaching into a woman vagina with your hand, clamping her cervix, and pulling the vagina inside out causing what looks similar to a balloon.

Did you hear that one chick who got a meat balloon? Yeah, she never got it all to go back in.

See vagina, fisting, pink sock, cervix, balloon


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