Meat Paws

What is Meat Paws?

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.

Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

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