Meat Paws

What is Meat Paws?

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.

Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

Zigzagzig

1. v. The act of owning someone with the natural dopeness of zigzags and the swiftness of Zoro (from Mask of Zoro) cutting his sig on ano..

Hypos

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Sex-ray Vision

1. the ability to tell when somebody is aroused when they are hiding it, for example over the phone. Don't lie to Superman, he's..

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