Meat Wand

What is Meat Wand?

1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky

2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson

"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."

"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."

Twatt

1. Small town on Orkney Islands, Scotland. Not to be confused with twat, i.e. cunt. Fancy going to Twatt today? See twat, twatt, fannies,..

Zipping The Mattress

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Stanktimus

1. A truly certified beast. Wow, rack up another one for Stanktimus. See beast, stanktimus, halo, tank, headshot..

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