Meat Wand

What is Meat Wand?

1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky

2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson

"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."

"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."

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