Meat Wand

What is Meat Wand?

1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky

2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson

"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."

"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."

Pump My Maw

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Fadunker

1. guy wih a big cock tha slaps you in the face with his abnormally large penis, hence leaving a bruise shaped like a mushroom(mrs winslow&..

Einstiens

1. Refering to reading glasses; originating from the Bay Area, coined by E-40 When I'm not at the spot, I put down my stunnas, and pu..

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