Meat Wand

What is Meat Wand?

1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky

2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson

"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."

"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."

Asalt

1. To assault somebody by throwing salt at them. Jim asalted Bobby with pretzel salt. See asalt, assault, salt, food, attack, Webby..

Solidly Tipsy

1. to simply be at the perfect point of intoxication. Just at your good point, hanging out just enjoying drinking and being with friends. ..

Tha Josephina

1. The dumbest, biggest, beautiful bastard I know. Damn, tha Josephina is of the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle bizzle fizzle bitch fuck...

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