Mechanical Lobster

What is Mechanical Lobster?


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A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.

"Did you see Lobster last night?"

"nah mate"


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