What is Media Cold?
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Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with
"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."
Random Words:
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A delicious snack in which a jar of marshmallow spread (usually bought from the local safeway) and peanut butter are smeared graciously ..
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An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man..
