What is Media Cold?
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Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with
"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."
Random Words:
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Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo
"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit,..
