Media Cold

What is Media Cold?


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Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"

"Bless you. Hayfever?"

"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."


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