Media Cold

What is Media Cold?


1.

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"

"Bless you. Hayfever?"

"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."


33

Random Words:

1. A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio ex..
1. used to break an awkward silence that may be useful making the situation either intensely awkward or getting someone to find the humor t..
1. A term for drinking on sundays. Others call it sober sunday, but we hardcore kids know better. College Kid: Ayo! Its Sloshed Sunday let..