Medieval Bush

What is Medieval Bush?

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.

hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.

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