Meet Your Meat Edit Meaning

1. A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear..

1. Having to sneak out of someone's house before they wake up to realize that you spent the night after a long night of drinking, only..

1. Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache. Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to sa..