Mega Crabs

What is Mega Crabs?


1.

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"

2. "sure, right over here sir"

1. "Mega crabs.."

2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

See crabs, mega crabs, std, sexually transmitted disease


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