Tyler Griffin

What is Tyler Griffin?


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1.(v.) When somebody races someone, and does not notify the other "participant" that a race is happening.

2. (n.) One who pervasively lies about owning a car that is much better than their own.

3. (n.) One who worships American muscle and hates "rice burners", but owns a car that has more "ricer" material on it.

4. (n.) One who fits all of the above.

1. Top Dog: Man, you're ass got toasted in that race.

Other driver: We were racing? Don't pull a Tyler Griffin.

2. Top Dog: I've got a V8 Mustang with a standard transmission.

Observer: That's a V6 Mustang with an automatic. You've got a friggin' secretary car, you Tyler Griffin!

3. Top Dog: Man, I fuckin' hate those goddamn rice burners. Fuckin' neon bullshit.

Casual observer: You've got blue underglow on your car, ass. You're such a Tyler Griffin!

4. Top Dog: Man, I just whooped your ricer ass with my V8 Mustang and it was in standard, too!

"Ricer": Tyler Griffin, you're a dumbfuck.

See ricer, douchebag, tyler, mustang, american muscle


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