Megachurch

What is Megachurch?


1.

A large church, usually with stadium seating and large projection screens all over the place. Usually, a megachurch will have a watered-down liturgy consisting mostly of large technological displays and spiritual ballads. There will typically be a sermon afterward with underdeveloped reasoning and theology. A megachurch usually focuses on what the attendee can get out of the experience, rather than what he can give to the experience.

"Man, Charlie has changed. All he does is spout out theological trash and tell us about books we should be buying about how to feel better about ourselves"

"Yea, he started going to that megachurch down the road"

See church, christianity, mega, protestantism, wrong

2.

A very large church, which waters down Christianity through the use of psychology, patriotism, electronics, large televisions, audiovisual equipment, and fundraising. Unlike most Christian denominations, they often rely on "feeling good" as an alternative to following the commandments of Jesus Christ.

Megachurches are ruining Christianity.

See christian, jesus, christ, jesus christ, protestant, evangelical, money, greed, psychology, patriotism

3.

A band from Portland Oregon, with crazy sermon new age hippy spazzed out electro theatrics.

Düde megachurch is playing at holocene tonight!!

See megachurch, rock, electro, spazz, dance


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