What is Megatexting?
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The act of having texting devices in each hand and texting on them simultaneously.
Besides being able to communicate with your friends wirelessly two times faster than you normally do, you'll also develop
greater mental skills as you are using both hemispheres of your brain. You might also become ambidexterous and obtain super-thumb strength.
Guy 1-Doooooood... what's Mike doing?
Guy 2-He's megatexting. He's talking to his friend and his friend's girlfriend at the same time.
Guy 1-Dayum! Look at his fingers go! Oh wait I got text from Mike.
Guy 2-So did I! He's so cool.
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