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After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubi..
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Attractive only from the neck up.
When she pulled up to the gas pump I thought she beautiful, but when she got ou of the car I realized..
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A rubber bandit is someone who will put a rubber band around the base of their erect penis so as to trap the blood inside and maintain a..