Melatuggin

What is Melatuggin?

A game usually played by insomniacs. First, take way too many Melatonin, then masturbate vigorously! Either way ..YOU WIN!!!

I had so much trouble falling asleep last night, that I had to have a "best of seven" Melatuggin match.

See jerkoff, fontrum, fromunda, nonversation, rebooty

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